wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

nayx:

never let me go

headless-strider:

trying to talk to someone you like

ghostboyfriend:

*stabs u* why??? *whispers* idk im just so random

taco-bell-rey:

OmgG how couuld taylor say that!!

ozzyosborntodie:

“i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”

everets:

sorry, you fucking idiot moth, but ur not getting in my house. good luck breaking glass with your shitty moth body.

urbanfuck:

*logs out*

*leavin by jesse mccartney blares in background*

sirwhindleton:

funfrom4chan:

Well I’m all out of ideas.

did you try hoe with an ‘e’ ?

yeezuskhrist:

appropriate for today.

tangletots:

darrynek:

rodneykong:

whats that michael bay movie with the explosions and boobs

Air Bud

gigglingbean:

iamnotcameronmitchell:

gigglingbean:

sir-lancelittle:

gigglingbean:

gigglingbean:

What do you call 12 dildos?

dildozen

dildon’t make any more puns i’m begging you

What do you call a dildo that’s damaged beyond repair?

useless?

A dildone

that dildoes it i am so done with this